internetexplwhorer:

look at the stars, look how they shine for you

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tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

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jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

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